So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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