i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
