exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
His nipple licking is glorious
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