I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Actions speak louder than pants.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My feet surprised me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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