well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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