some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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