physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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