I just threw up on my dentist
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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