I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i dont even know how to be here
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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