So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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