Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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