pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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