Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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