Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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