"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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