Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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