He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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