sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
