Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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