If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sorry about my life...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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