She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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