and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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