What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case