Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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