Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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