Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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