I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just high enough for therapy.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
