I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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