As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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