I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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