Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
This is my gift to your gina
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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