just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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