is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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