This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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