Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
