Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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