Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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