He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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