what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
