I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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