I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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