Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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