he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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