: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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