K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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