i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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