Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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