I need help removing her.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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