so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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