clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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