BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
