these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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