found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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