Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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