fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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