i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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