Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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