ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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