Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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