She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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