I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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