Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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