He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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