I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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